The first time Alfred and Matthew had sex, everything was going great until Alfred shouted “Oh, Canada”. This sent Matthew into a fit of hysterical laughter, to the point where they both just ended up laughing and cuddling like a bunch of awkward dorks.
liam is that girl on facebook who says “shit day. no one understands me. phone is off so no one text me” and then harry would comment “whats wrong???” and liam goes “text me.”